A simple, common sense approach to problems, it seems, has gone the way of Goody's Headache Powder. And public hangings. There's too much over-thinking these days. Too much sensitivity. The goal isn't to necessarily fix the problem, per se. It's to fix the problem in a way that doesn't step on any toes. That doesn't offend anyone. And it's usually based in faggy physics and science and other complicated, world-of-academia shit.
That's why we're giving a big standing ovation to the hometown of Purdue University. They're fixing problems the old fashioned way: like a 6-year-old latchkey kid would.
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Kudos, West Lafayette City Council. Kudos. Really. Because most towns would have beat around the proverbial bush on such a matter. They'd waste entire public hearings jabbering on about fancy-pants solutions that may take years to implement. Not you.
Q: Our town continously smells like afterbirth and molded Funyuns. Been like that for decades. We're fed up. What should we do?
A: Fuck it. Let's buy a big-ass fan. Blow that stank westward. Next. .
You acknowledged the problem. You thought about it for a couple billionths of a second. And you acted. Decisively.
.Take note, America.
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