May 7, 2008

Welcome Back, Dominic Rhodes. Stay Away From Marvin.

It's with mixed emotions that Naptown welcomes back Mr.-Should've-Been-Super Bowl-XLI-MVP Dominic Rhodes.

Will he bring back the glory of the Addai/Rhodes tandem that dominated the 2006 season? Or will he revert to his old ways of girlfriend-beating, drunk-driving, weed-smoking and pants-pissing that broke the hearts of Colts faithful? Let's hope it's the former, and let's pray that Marvin doesn't introduce him to the finer points of armor piercing Belgian Fabrique handguns.

I'd be remiss if I didn't mention the best part of this news for Colts fans: no more Kenton Keith.