Are you boys in the Bronx really this stupid? Apparently so.
"The Yankees had only one request, and that is that we not touch their grass," said Mark Ackermann, who is running the Office of the Papal Visit for the New York archdiocese. "The All-Star game will be there this year and of course we're all confident that the World Series will be there as well. So the Yankees need to keep it in good shape and we've been most respectful of that."
Are you really so fucking arrogant and concerned that the Popemobile is going to tear up your precious turf? As of right now the Yankees are 8-7 B.P. (Before Pope) I hope this piece of shit organization gets napalmed the rest of the year.
I'm talking plagues of locusts and whatnot. I hope a rash of injuries descends on the Bronx this summer like no season before it. And not because I really care about organized religion, mind you. Just that when people basically extend their middle finger to persons of the stature of the Pope, you deserve swift retribution.
Stay off the lawn? Holy fuck, Yankees. This is precisely why everyone hates you and will continue to hate you. You're complaining about a glorified golf cart? You sad sacks of monkey spittle used this piece of shit Datsun for years to shuttle one shitty, 1970s reliever after another in from the pen and never batted an eye:
I'm going back to not giving a shit about baseball until the 4th of July. Good day.
