Five years after the fact, Moises Alou comes clean about the infamous "Steve Bartman Incident." Turns out that nobody should've blamed the young Notre Dame grad to begin with:
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"You know what the funny thing is?" Alou said. "I wouldn't have caught it anyway."
.So there you go. Alou wouldn't have caught it anyway. Our bad, Steve. Sorry about the whole "wanting to impale you with a radio antenna and then leaving you to burn in Hell for the duration of your sorry ass existence" thing.
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No harm, no foul.
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But the bigger question, obviously, is how did Bartman take this revelation?
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"What!? What the fuck did that cockgoblin say!?!?!!!!"
He quickly began sobbing -- and incoherently screaming in tongues -- while simultaneously eating a VCR. We vacated the premises.
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