Undoubtedly, some dip shit is gonna shell out 1000 bones for this piss-covered, piece of Colts memorabilia. Who really thinks to themselves, "you know I really would like to own an item that has been spackled by both Steve Emtman and Tarik Glenn's hoglegs"? This seems like a good idea? Buying a piece of stadium turf? I can see that. One of the aisle signs? Sure. But, a used urinal?
Does the value of this thing increase if there's piss remnant from a HOF'r like Marvin or Peyton? I really am not up on what determines the value of sports memorabilia, but I'd like to think that if Ron Stark saddled up to this merriment of porcelain throughout his career it would drastically increase in value. Or at least I would hope so. You think Marv or Peyton would sign a letter of authenticity confirming said usage? Hell, that might be worth even more than the pisser itself.
"I, Peyton Manning, did hereby use this urinal, Serial # 331228.09 from 1998 until it's retirement in 2008...."
I'll continue the bidding at $600. Going once...
